About Us

Welcome to Sarcastic Aunt

Where competence doesn't need a smile and clarity never requires an apology.

Our Mission Statement

Sarcastic Aunt exists for the people who've been edited, softened, and tone-policed their entire lives. Not because they were wrong, but because they were right without a cushion. We make apparel for the competent, the clear, and the clever: people who don't need validation but deserve to be seen. Because being direct isn't a character flaw, wit isn't weaponry, and the world needs fewer apologies and more honesty. We're here for the ones who are done explaining themselves but still enjoying the punchline.

Core Belief

The world needs fewer people explaining themselves and more people being themselves. Unapologetically competent, refreshingly direct, and smart enough to laugh at the absurdity of having to justify either.

Our Values and Approach

Competence over coddling – No hand-holding, no dumbing down
Clarity as kindness – Directness isn't mean; vagueness is
Wit as wisdom – If you have to explain the joke, they're not your people
Authenticity without apology – No softening, no hedging, no "just" or "sorry"
Self-awareness with zero self-deprecation – Confident, not arrogant; observant, not judgmental

What We Make

We make high-quality graphic tees with bold typography and incredibly soft fabric for people who are perfectly pleasant once you stop confusing "direct" with "difficult." Sharp observations, premium comfort, machine washable unlike some people's fragile egos.

How We Think About Tees

They should feel good the second you put them on.
The print should stay sharp after real-life wear and tear.
The line should be original and worth wearing in public.
If it needs a TED Talk to explain, it’s not going on your chest.

Our Promise

We stand behind everything we make. If something's wrong with your order, we'll make it right without making you explain yourself three times. Need help? Send us a note at sarcasticaunt.com. We respond like actual humans who value your time.