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Aunt. Wine. In That Order. T-Shirt
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Aunt. Wine. In That Order. T-Shirt

Color: Ice Grey
Size: Please choose a size
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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The Details
Soft shirt. Sharp observations. We don't do neutral here.

👕 Gildan 64000 SoftStyle T-Shirt – the kind of soft that makes you forget you're wearing a shirt (unlike some people's egos, which are impossible to ignore)

📏 Classic Fit with crew neckline – comfortable enough to wear all day, bold enough to say what you're thinking

🧵 Runs True to Size – size up if you want it looser, or consult the size chart like a competent adult

☁️ 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for solid colors – soft, breathable, and won't fall apart after three washes (looking at you, fast fashion)

🎨 Fabric Blends: Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester. Sport Grey & Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Yes, this matters.

📦 Designed, printed, and shipped from the USA

Premium comfort. Zero apologies. Exactly what you ordered.

How to Wash It

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

👕 Wash Inside Out – Keeps the sarcasm shining longer.

🌬 Cool & Gentle – Because I don’t do hot drama.

🌀 Low Spin – I’m stable, not dizzy.

🔥 Tumble Low – Toasty, not toasted.

Shipping & Easy Returns
Good Things Take Time. Not Forever.

Free shipping on orders over $75 because commitment deserves recognition.

Orders ship within 7 business days. We’re not rushing, you’re not rushing, nobody’s rushing.

Once it leaves us, the logistics powers that be take over, and you’ll have it in 2–5 business days.

Track it obsessively or forget about it entirely. Both are valid lifestyles.

Returns

A.K.A. The “Something Went Wrong” Policy

We want you to love your order. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll fix it. No drama. That’s on us.

Here’s the deal:

  • Damaged or defective? Full refund. No interrogation.
  • You have 30 days from purchase to speak up.
  • Items must be unused and in the condition you received them.
  • Email us at support@sarcasticaunt.com. Real humans. Real replies.

We’re not a faceless corporation. If something’s off, just reach out.

Life’s already complicated. Your t-shirt order doesn’t need to be.

Policy subject to change, but we’ll always keep it reasonable.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What size will fit me?

Our shirts are printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000, a unisex tee with a modern, slightly relaxed fit. Most customers find it runs true to size. Choose your usual size for a comfortable everyday fit, size down for a more fitted look, or size up for a roomier, oversized fit.

For the least amount of sizing drama, compare the measurements in the size chart on each product page with a T-shirt you already own and love. Still unsure? Reach out to us at support@sarcasticaunt.com and we’ll help you choose.

What materials are your products made of?

Our shirts are made from soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton. Heather and specialty colors may include a polyester blend, which can slightly affect the feel and stretch. You’ll find the exact fabric content for each color on the product page.