May Contain Evidence Based Opinions Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

Evidence Based Opinions T-Shirt

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The Details

Soft shirt. Sharp observations. We don't do neutral here.

👕 Gildan 64000 SoftStyle T-Shirt – the kind of soft that makes you forget you're wearing a shirt (unlike some people's egos, which are impossible to ignore)

📏 Classic Fit with crew neckline – comfortable enough to wear all day, bold enough to say what you're thinking

🧵 Runs True to Size – size up if you want it looser, or consult the size chart like a competent adult

☁️ 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for solid colors – soft, breathable, and won't fall apart after three washes (looking at you, fast fashion)

🎨 Fabric Blends: Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester. Sport Grey & Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Yes, this matters.

📦 Designed, printed, and shipped from the USA

Premium comfort. Zero apologies. Exactly what you ordered.

How to Wash It

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

👕 Wash Inside Out – Keeps the sarcasm shining longer.

🌬 Cool & Gentle – Because I don’t do hot drama.

🌀 Low Spin – I’m stable, not dizzy.

🔥 Tumble Low – Toasty, not toasted.

Shipping & Easy Returns

Good Things Take Time. Not Forever.

Free shipping on orders over $75 because commitment deserves recognition.

Orders ship within 7 business days. We’re not rushing, you’re not rushing, nobody’s rushing.

Once it leaves us, the logistics powers that be take over, and you’ll have it in 2–5 business days.

Track it obsessively or forget about it entirely. Both are valid lifestyles.

Returns

A.K.A. The “Something Went Wrong” Policy

We want you to love your order. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll fix it. No drama. That’s on us.

Here’s the deal:

Damaged or defective? Full refund. No interrogation.
You have 30 days from purchase to speak up.
Items must be unused and in the condition you received them.
Email us at support@sarcasticaunt.com. Real humans. Real replies.

We’re not a faceless corporation. If something’s off, just reach out.

Life’s already complicated. Your t-shirt order doesn’t need to be.

Policy subject to change, but we’ll always keep it reasonable.

Be Honest. It Looks Better on You.

Adulthood is weird. We survive it with caffeine, competence, and the occasional well-timed observation.

Sarcastic Aunt exists for people who've been told they're "too much" when they're actually just enough.

For the ones who laugh because it's true and refuse to apologize for being clear.

These shirts are not here to make you louder. They're here to help you find your people. Soft fabric. Sharp clarity.

Comfort for your body, validation for your unfiltered honesty.

Welcome to the Sarcastic Aunt. If you're still reading, you're probably one of us.

Life is messy. At least your tee can be honest.

FAQ's

Do you ship internationally?

We love the global admiration, but for now, Sarcastic Aunt ships within the United States only.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Of course! We don’t believe in mystery shipping. You’ll get a tracking link when your order leaves the building.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality materials that feel like a hug but wear like armor. Soft, durable, and absolutely not the kind of fabric that gives up after two washes. Exact details vary by item, but you’ll find the fine print on each product page, because unlike some people, we believe in full disclosure.

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Soft shirt. Sharp observations. We don't do neutral here.

Good Things Take Time. Not Forever.

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